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Villains have to go into the office just like everyone else. They may not complain about the boss (that’s for the henchmen) or watch their adorable kitten screen-savers just to get through the day (not without making themselves hungry). But one thing villains cannot escape is an email inbox that seems to fill up as quickly as they hit delete. Cracked.com has assembled a collection of 15 email inboxes of fictional villains.
Here is the inbox for John Locke from the ABC hit TV show Lost:
I’m pretty sure I will be quite dead in 127 years…
This really works! If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment…
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
From xkcd: A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language
The RAND Corporation has published a book called “A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates.” Here’s a brief description: “Not long after research began at RAND in 1946, the need arose for ‘random numbers’ that could be used to solve problems of various kinds of experimental probability procedures. These applications, called Monte Carlo methods, required a large supply of random digits and normal deviates of high quality, and the tables presented here were produced to meet those requirements. Still the largest published source of random digits and normal deviates, the work is routinely used by statisticians, physicists, polltakers, market analysts, lottery administrators, and quality control engineers.”
If the mere existence of such a book isn’t funny enough, check out the user reviews found on Amazon.com:
almost perfect, October 26, 2006 By a curious reader
Such a terrific reference work! But with so many terrific random digits, it’s a shame they didn’t sort them, to make it easier to find the one you’re looking for.
Sloppy., July 27, 2005 By B. MCGROARTY
The book is a promising reference concept, but the execution is somewhat sloppy. Whatever algorithm they used was not fully tested. The bulk of each page seems random enough. However at the lower left and lower right of alternate pages, the number is found to increment directly.
Check out this humorous guide on how to not to fail at life.
For example, Step #4: Go Where the Girls Are. You may not realize it, but fully half the population of the planet is female…
Warning! Strong, crude adult language.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn’t have one.
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3 of them.
We never saw Lucy use Desi’s.
What is it? Answer below…
09Feb
Statistically Significant Other
Author: TheJoker | Category: Funny Comics, Funny Relationships
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
