28May
Author: TheJoker | Category:
Funny Jokes
A Michigan couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of their hectic jobs, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Michigan and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down to join him the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without
realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email for messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, the widow screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, then read the computer screen:
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27May
Author: TheJoker | Category:
Funny TV
Another season of TV’s Lost has just ended. In spite of all the cliff-hanging drama, there’s no denying that Sawyer is one funny dude and gets all the best lines. His particular brand of Southern-fried humor has led to one memorable nickname after another for his fellow castaways, usually to their chagrin.
So ign TV is honoring Sawyer by listing their Top 10 Favorite Sawyer Nicknames from all five seasons of Lost. For example, in “The Hunting Party” episode in Season 2, Sawyer says:
“Oh, I don’t know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.”
Sawyer’s nicknames are nothing if not observant. They tend to cut to the heart of who a person is and what they look like. Locke is indeed the spitting image of Mr. Clean, that bald and muscular icon of household cleaning products.
Top 10 Sawyer Nicknames
27May
Author: TheJoker | Category:
Funny Animals
20May
Author: TheJoker | Category:
Funny Goofs
Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “What writing would you like on the cake?”
Customer: “ ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you.’ ”

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