After loading all of Pope Benedict’s luggage into the limo, the driver noticed the Pope was still standing on the curb. “Excuse me, Your Holiness,” said the driver. “Would you please take your seat in the limo so that we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” the Pope replied, “they never let me drive at the Vatican anymore like when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I can’t let you do that. I’d lose my job! What if something should happen?” protested the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
“Who’s going to tell?” the Pope said with a smile.
