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		<title>Only in America</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 17:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Only in America&#8230;can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America&#8230;are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America&#8230;do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barking Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Blondes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde and her husband are lying in bed, unable to fall asleep because a dog has been barking in their neighbor’s backyard for hours.
The blonde jumps out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this!” and goes downstairs.
The blonde returns to bed after a few minutes with a smile on her&#160; face.&#160; So [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daddy, How Was I Born?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Computers]]></category>
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A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers:
Well, son, I guess one day you will find out anyway!&#160; Your Mom and I first met in a chat room on Yahoo.&#160; We really hit it off, so I set up a date with your Mom via email.&#160; Our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re a Floridian If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Socks are only for bowling.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. 
You know that anything under a Category 3 hurricane just isn’t worth waking up for. 
You dread lovebug season. 
You’re younger than thirty, but some of your friends are over 65. 
You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sad News From the Culinary World</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.&#160; The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.&#160; He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.&#160; Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teenage Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teenage boy just passed his driving test and asked his father if he could use the family car. 
His father anticipated this question and replied, “I’ll make you a deal.&#160; If you bring your grades up to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, you can use the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bono Saves the Children?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Celebrities]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ At a recent U2 concert in Scotland, lead singer and social activist Bono asked the audience for complete silence.&#160; Once the crowd was quiet, Bono started clapping his hands together every few seconds.&#160; After a minute or so, Bono leaned into the microphone and said, &#34;Every time I clap my hands, a child in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Sell Toothbrushes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The kids filed back into class on Monday morning.&#160; They were very excited.&#160; Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off:&#160; “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly.&#160; “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer&#8217;s civil spirit, and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Hair Smells Terrific</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: Adult themes
Nearly every morning a guy walks up to a female co-worker at the office coffee machine, leans in, inhales a big breath of air, and remarks that her hair smells terrific.
After a week of this behavior, the woman can&#8217;t stand it anymore, so she stops by the Human Resources department to file a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cannibal Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheJoker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.&#160; Feeling rather hungry, the cannibal sat down and looked over the menu:
Grilled Tourist: $5   Broiled Missionary: $7    Fried Explorer: $9    Baked Democrat or Republican: $150
The cannibal called over the waiter [...]]]></description>
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