If there’s one thing the world is lacking, it’s sarcasm. People are just too nice to each other, so there’s nothing like a little sarcasm to brighten your day. (That was sarcasm, by the way.)
So in that cynical spirit, Cracked.com asked its readers to submit examples of sarcasm in our modern world. For example:
(Warning: adult language)
Playing pranks on dogs is half the fun of owning them. There’s the old “peanut butter on the roof of their mouth to make them talk” trick. And who doesn’t love throwing twenty blankets on top of their dog and seeing how long it takes them to escape?
Perhaps the biggest prank of all is dressing up your dog in a silly costume. Half the trick is trying to keep your dog from ripping off its costume before you can snap a photo. Manofest.com has collected 55 photos of dogs in ridiculous costumes.
It seems like just yesterday when I could buy an egg for only a billion dollars…
