Don’t Text and Drive

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs

The sign is funny, but the message is deadly serious:

Why City Folk Shouldn’t Move to the Country

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs, Funny Stupid

This is the ugliest cat I’ve ever seen!  Next thing you know, they’ll find a “black cat” with a white stripe down its back and wonder why it’s so stinky.

Funny Lost and Found Signs

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs

Holy Taco has collected 25 of the funniest Lost and Found signs, including this “Found” sign for a gay dog:

25 Funny Lost & Found Signs

Somebody Stole Kanye West’s Lunch

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs

From TwitPic: “LMAO!  I found this in the fridge at my office… I had no idea that @Kanye was at my office today.”

10 Funny Store Names

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs

Oddee.com has collected 10 unfortunate store names from around the world.

For example, here is “Farto” in Sao Paulo, Brazil.  I’m not sure what they sell there, but I hear that business really stinks. 

 

10 Unfortunate Store Names

50 Funniest Street Signs Of All Time

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs

Big Bone Lick State Park, KentuckyFor some odd reason, people are very obedient when it comes to street signs.  We often ignore each other on a regular basis, but we almost always obey the inconvenient and unreasonable requests of street signs.

Perhaps it’s time for the human race to fight these ruthless street dictators once and for all.  Except for any road sign that has 69 on it.  Those are awesome.

50 Funniest Street Signs
Big Bone Lick State Park

A Marriage License Should Be Like a Fishing License

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Signs

As seen in a Wisconsin bar:

“A marriage license should be like a fishing license — it expires every year, and if you go our of state, you can get a 3-day license…”