This is the ugliest cat I’ve ever seen! Next thing you know, they’ll find a “black cat” with a white stripe down its back and wonder why it’s so stinky.
“I’m not wanted in this state.”
“How many young women work here?”
“I didn’t steal it; I just borrowed it.”
“You touch somebody and they call it sexual harassment!”
“I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”
Believe it or not, these statements weren’t overhead in a bar or on the street — they were spoken in job interviews.
Here’s a little traffic tip to our friends in Russia: it’s probably not a good idea to use a 4-way stop to regulate the intersection of two 6-lane highways. The result is no accident. This funny video is from Prospekt Slavy (Glory Avenue) in St. Petersburg, Russia:
From a quiz show segment on the Tim Kelly Show in Dublin, Ireland:
Radio Host Tim Kelly: What birthday does a bicentennial celebrate?
Contestant: Um…
Kelly: I’ll give you a hint. Centennial is one, and bi means two.
Contestant: 102?
