My Living Will

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Jokes, Funny Kids

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room watching a medical show on TV.  I turned to them and said, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

So they got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

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