The sign is funny, but the message is deadly serious:
Steve Jobs still knows what’s best for you, and it’s not porn.
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Check out this cute video of a dog playing air hockey on an iPad. Coincidentally, the dog’s name is Pixel!
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling rather hungry, the cannibal sat down and looked over the menu:
Grilled Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $7
Fried Explorer: $9
Baked Democrat or Republican: $150
The cannibal called over the waiter and asked, “Why is there such a price difference for the Politician?”
The waiter replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning!”
It’s a standard movie cliché: A hacker pounds away on his keyboard for 30 seconds to break a military-grade encryption scheme. Nevermind that in real life it would take 8.4 million CPU years to factorize a 1024-bit number in software.
A funny but sad video from the Second City Network about our favorite oil company: British Petroleum. By the way, regarding the mess in the Gulf… it’s payback for America seceding from the British empire.
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 " Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
This hilarious short animated film shows just how hard it can be to kill a fly. Created by Aardman Animations Ltd., Director Alan Short.
Some things are always funny. Check out how Abbott and Costello prove that 7 x 13 = 28.
