Senior Couple Getting Married

Author: TheJoker  |  Category: Funny Jokes

Florida couple Jacob (age 92) and Rebecca (age 89) are excited about their upcoming wedding.  They go for a stroll to discuss the event, and on the way they pass a drugstore.  Jacob suggests they stop in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:  “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob:  “We’re about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist:  “Of course we do.”

Jacob:  “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist:  “All kinds.”

Jacob:  “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist:  “Definitely.”

Jacob:  “How about suppositories?”

Pharmacist:  “You bet!”

Jacob:  “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”

Pharmacist:  “Yes, a large variety.  The works.”

Jacob:  “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist:  “Absolutely.”

Jacob:  “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist:  “We sure do.”

Jacob:  “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Pharmacist:  “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob:  “Adult diapers?”

Pharmacist:  “Sure.”

Jacob:  “Terrific!  We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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